Hi, my name is Turd. And I am the one you will be kneeling t

-o for the rest of your life . Just saying. <3 You're all my trusty slaves, full of truths and only truths-

(because if you're not full of only truths I will squash you like the bug you are for lying to your owner like that.)

im kidding

I promise

Anyways, moving on to the good intro stuff:

"I'm terrible with introductions, communicating, math, life, everything, math.
And now you know me."

I took that from a different forum I introduced myself on because im just lazy ok.

Also, I love animals and anyone who decides to abuse them is on my hate list for life.

<3

Fun fact:

@squed - they're my goobers. So hands off

Fun fact 2:

Dani is also uh mine so yea and I don't share my humans with other humans so yea yea








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